Monday, May 6, 2013
VOTE FOR ME PARATYYYYANS
I'm running for mayor of Paraty and want YOUUUU to vote for ME to bring a new change and a promise for a better Paraty and a better tomoorrow!!! The Paraty aint over!!! I will bring you what you want, like real caramel pipoca instead of this ratchet ass looking red apple flavor, i will bring you a starbucks and a walmart and bigger roads with carpool lanes and i will also bring you quality dog catchers to get rid of the random dogs strolling in the streets. I just received the official endorsement of my candidacy from Will Smith, Kanye West and Angela Merkel! So dont forget to vote me, MELISSA ZAZUETA for mayor of Paraty, and the world will remember your grandeur and your delight. Stand up and cast your ballot next tuesday, ill see you at the polls!
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