hide and seeek brasillll old lady version

okay so i always stay up really late and my old lady always gets up several times to go peee during the night and i always try avoiding her from seeing me so sometimes i hide if i hear her coming out of bed and go into the hallway before the kitchen and just wait and then i dont like her knowing im still up hiding in the living room so i always close my room door so she thinks im sleeping cuz one time the door was open and she looked that no one was in there and she made some weird face and i tried keeping still so she wouldnt look around to find me pretending to be a statue, like omgggg granny dont see meeeee!