obligatory post RIP tony soprano

i couldnt believe he dieddd a few days agoo it really made me sad because i watched all the seasons last year and they were so intense and so great and he was an incredible actor, its really sad he died so young, i mean i know he was overweight but still 51 is still so young!! and he was in italyy!! i kinda wanna rewatch the seriess, you all should too! its unlike any others but yes its not for minors thats for sure, really intense!

i thinks its cool

there is a place on the beach front that is like a kiosk sponsored by the television company so they have a giant flatscreen thats always showing the Globo channel and with cool little stools to sit on to watch whatever is on so i stopped for a bit and watched the end of Amor a vida, the novela thats #1 right now, it was fun! :D

oh hey remember

remember that time when i high fived some guy that was on the bus next to mine that one time when our buses got super close well it happened again i never thought it would but this time it was more epic cuz i shook the hand of the bus driver of the other buss hahaaha it was great, he was really nice and shook it and smiled! :) obviii he was a good looking one or else i wouldnt have made the effort. duh.

best bus ride everrr

okay so i was in line to get on the bus and there was this hot white kid in front of me so i was like yessss scooooreeee hottie on da busss, so i sit down and he sits in the seat in front of me and yeah it was hot today, foe real and like out of nowhere papi takes his shirt off to tan by the window and i was likeeeeee YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS lemme get sum of dat for reallll and then i was putting on some sunscreen on my leg for my burn (yes its still there and i have to always put sun protector on it oh well) and THEN I WASS LIKE omgggg what if i volunteered to put some on his backkkk right nowww yOLo one week left omg noo im not that wild but yesss omg i wanted tooooo but then he got up and i almost had an out of body experience his body was PURRRFECTTTT and hiss calvin klein boxers were showingggggg i love when the labels of mens underwear showwww! especially and actually only when theyre designer ♥ ;)

shit happens

yeah i stepped on pooop tonight you know what it happens, i washed my shoe and now its over. maybe its good luck? i was like daaaa fuqqqq is dat smeellllllllll right nowwww, dat is not what my body odor smells like dat is fooeee shooooo and surely i pick up my shoeeee and it was in fact poop! eeeek hopefully it was dog poop and not any other species'

orange mooon

nooooo i dont mess with creepy orange moooooooooons especially the one tonight was really low and HUGEEEEEEE ginourmous like a giant orange ball of cheddar cheeese or sumthing it creeped me out i told some random guy on the street look at the moon omggg, hahahah omg just as i wrote that last part i had initially wrote look at the money instead ahahahaha omgggg obviously i got my mind on my money, money on my mindddd $$$$$$$$$$$$$ but yea i dont mess with dem creepy moonsss go away. yeah it did after a while it went back to being a normal moon THANK YOUUUU i actually think it heard me.

omg trollin the statuee

haha ok so near like post 5 in copa there is a statue of a little old man sittin on a bench and he's sittin with his legs crossed and his hands on his lap and omg i stopped and sat on the bench next to the statue and kept that same pose for like 10 minutes straight without moving listening to my ipod while people just watched. you know what they shoulda paid me like they pay those people to paint themselves and stay frozen for money on the streets!! damnnn itttt, dat could been my bus money!

OMG BOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

omg omg omg omg i just saw boba come up on my tumblr omg omg omg i miss it so much i cant even expresss yes yes i neeeeed to just drink boba all day for a week straight and then just go to the gym, wake up, drink boba, work out, drink boba, work out, sleeep and repeat repeat THAI MILK TEA WITH BOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET AT MEEEE.

diet changes

so being here for so long ive adapted to the way people eat their meals here. i have a big lunch and really only have a little snack as dinner. its actually better that way, you dont wanna be feeling so full and heavy too late in the day, it weighs you down. hopefully i can maintain this once i get back to the states!! :D

chinese food

after having so much chinese food for 10 days straight in china i didnt have it for an entire year but now that ive not had it in like almost a year i really want it now that i think about what i really wanna binge on upon my return. yes and bomb ass chow meiinnnnnnnn and i wanna read my fortune!!!!!!! yayyy excitedddddd for dat panda express no actually i dont go there there are better places in La Habra.

yeah ive preetty much have had it

with white rice and black beans like these people seriously dont have anything else for their meals, i dont wanna have black beans ever again. seriously im all bout dem pintos.

1 week

7 days are you kidding me , in a week ill be lighting up that 4th of july bbq back home in the USA?!!!!! where did the time go, Rio you took 6 months of my life!!! omg there are so many things i still have to do!!! @#O@*U$O@O#U@*$&***!!!

one time there was

a crazy hoe that decided to run from post 5 to post 12 nonstop. insane omg, please knees dont be dead tmrrow.

victor valdes you're a jerk off

seriously i hate you like you didnt have to act like a bratty snob ok i know you were on your phone but you didnt have to show me your finger with that ugly little face of yours whatever I got Casillas' photo insteadddd suck it #2

dont accept drinks from hoookers

especially when theyre acting like theyre on crack and going buckwild going from table to table trying to talk to you when u clearly arent interested in talking to them i wish i had a spray bottle like when u spray a dog to calm off and stuff like why would i want to drink from your cup lady lol i even told her like i dont know what it is your drinkin ladyyyy

2 weeks left

where did the time go? is this a joke? what did i even do this whole time? where else do i go next? when you're almost there and you're almost home, just open up your eyes and go...

my time in rio has been fulfilled.

i came to brazil who knows for what reason but it obviously was to meet the entire Spanish national team and omg i died i cant still breathe, best moment of my life, thank you Brazil for bringing them to me, what wasw impossible everywhere else.