stop stop stop

i need to stopp having sweeet delicious caramel pipoca popcorn what the heck has gotten hold of meeeee oh dear lord in heaven it must be the drizzle of condensed milk that the dear popcorn man so gently spills over the top of the popcorn once he's filled it to the brim!! i dont think i can stay awayyy but i mustttt resist for my upcoming Argentina/Uruguay trip at the end of the month!! Oh gawd resist the sweet temptation of those baby kernels disintegrating in my mouth! Okay i needzz to stop apparently gonna try to go on without any for 3 weeks!! Help. SOMEONE STAGE AN INTERVENTION. ONLY $2.50 thouuuuuuuuuuuuuuggghhhh~!!!!