Saturday, May 11, 2013

I ASKED FOR A WAFFLE NOT A #)(e$#@)(@*#@($*(@

oKAYYYY SO I happened to stumble upon this place that happened to sell "waffles" and "crepes" here in the RIO grand no not the river in Texas/Mexico okay yeah anywaysss damn it stay on topic, i was like omggg they have waffles here i want one oh i wonder what itll be like, lord jesus knows how much i miss American breakfast fooood, like anything Dennys or IHOP would have but sooo i ordered the Nutella Waffle and 20 minutes later the dude brings out the flattest efff waffle i ever sawww in my life damnnit how could you even call it a waffle i shoulda sued it was more like a pancake yeah it was a freaking pancake with tiny little squares in it have these people ever seen what a real waffle looks like is my question!!! oh well i still managed to eat it,,, MAYBEEEEEEEE cuz it was COVERED in hott nutella! 8 dollars i paid for my dreams to be shattered, sighhhhh,,, Imma chocolate whore, i needz to stop oh wait nooo i am who i izzzz chocolate lover at heart, but i do like my men on the whiter side, haha aint that ironic.

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