you dropped your cashew

so here i go on my adventure of looking for almonds and of course the damn supermarket has run out of almonds AGAINNNNNNNNNNN. but ive channeled my frustrations and found another seemingly delicious nut, which is the cashew. And since im trying to be a health nut, wait is that even an expression? okay i dont know but since im trying to be super natural now, ive discovered raw cashews, which means they arent toasted or salted or sweet, and they are surprisingly even better that way!!! but okay i buy my small bag of natural cashews and since i cant get enough of them, i open the bag right after i pay for them and as im pouring the cashews into my mouth straight from the bag, i unfortunately lost one cashew as i rode up the escalator and this lady, yells at me, informing me, well i already knew lady, the loss of a cashew had occurred. okay thanks for letting me know, so i had to pick up the cashew from the floor, and now everyone knew i dropped my cashew. what the heck do i do with a dirty cashew lady? why did you have to make a scene and make me pick up the cashew! i just wanted to awkwardly keep walking but noooooooooo i had to wait for it to get to the top of the escalator and kick it onto the floor and pick it up. of course i told the lady, thanks for letting me know, but i didnt really MEAN it. i shoulda just chucked it at her face. dont mess with me, and what if i wanted the cashew on the floor, HUH LADY ever think about that???? ugh whatever, i just put it in the grocery bag and walked back home. another incident of cashew dropping occurred in the elevator, but thank goodness nobody was inside with me to harass me to pick it up, so i just left it there to hopefully entertain the next elevator rider. sounds like a good way to start this day.