might be my proudest moment so far

okay so i finally went to get some monayyyy from the bankkk wooo i lasted 2 weeks without having to withdraw cash!!! anyways this super market was on the way back so i decided to look if they had almonds because i think its been like 4 days that i havent had any and i couldnt go much longer, seriously im nuts for almonds ahahaa gosh i need to stop making that damn nut joke. anywhooooo, so wooohoo i go over to the nut section and i noticed they had pistachios, another of my favorite nuts, and my maid, Isabel said to me that she had never seen that kind of nut in her life and i almost had a heart attack, i said SAYYYY WHUTTTTT. you havent ever had pistachios ladyy?!!! How da heckk can you live your lifeeeeeeeeeeee?!!!! anyways so i told her okayy isabel this is gonna be the best day everrr, imma buy dem for you and ur gonna see what u been missing ur whoooleee lifeeee!!!! so when we got home just now she really wasnt kidding, she had no idea how to eat them, she was like, do u eat the whole thing or what?? I was like no gurl no just watch, so i demonstrated how to crack the pistachio and dispose of the 2 shells and just go right ahead and eat the green piece of heaven in betweennn! it was a beautiful moment watching her do it all by herself! listen folks i dont know how she went 55 years without eating pistachios but boy was she hoooked or what!! i almost had to take the container away from her and been like BITCH it was only a taste, now gimmie right here. She proceeded in admitting that they were addicting and that it be better if i put them away in my room. yup lady they hidden now, you best be on ur best behavior if you be expectin some more! :)