ill show you granny

how have i not written about how many times granny has one way or another, called me fat, aka gordinha to my face or to her friends well, i guess ive lost track, but everyday i show her how much exercise i do and how healthy i eat and in her face i do not give her the satisfaction of eating the chocolate she gave me two days ago. its just sitting on the coffee table when she first gave it to me and i will never, never, never EAT IT. hmmm, calling me fat and then giving me chocolate??! i know what ur trying to do here and im not gonna have it grannyy UH UH! i know who put you up to this, and IM better than THEM. im tired of errrrrrrr EEE 1 telling me shittttt about my weight. oh yeah i forgot the doctor, when examining my stomach, looked at my stretch marks and was like OH SO YOUVE HAD KIDS? and i said no. and he went on to saying, SO YOU USED TO BE MUCH FATTER?? obviously dickhead. but damn it im making a change! i may not be there yet, but im closer than i was yesterday. just watchhhh granny especially when i leave in 5 months, ill be unrecognizable!