i hate ur tattoo but ur hot

there was a really hot brasilian lifeguard off of post 7 and i looked at him as i walked by and i knew he knew i had fallen in love and then he randomly reappears at the arpoador in front of me in his fricken speedo and he has the most random and explicit tattoo of some whore with a thong riding a horse and I was like what the hell is that but i kept walking and pretending he didnt have the tattoo and i continued to walking up the 32 steps to the top of the rock and he disappeared and then i was bored so i went to go see where he went and he was on the other side jumping off the rocks into the water. i miss him already.