WHEN IN DOUBT WEAR PANTS

OKAY guys you know that little voice inside your head that tells you to wear pants?? Okay you always have to listen to it, especially when your going to ride on a motorcycle up a ratchet favela and you dont know how the hell to get on and you freaking get on on the wrong side, where the damn exhaust pipe is burning hot, just waiting for your skin to rub on it. UGHH MY ULTIMATE FEAR CAME TRUEEEE :( i always wore pants when i knew i was going to Vidigal (the favela) and this time well i was out the whole day so i didnt really think about it and well i didnt wanna go all the way back home for pants. BIG MISTAKE. the second i got on my leg touched it and i was like shit thats hot but it took like 3 seconds for me to look at my leg and realize that my skin had been burned off and my raw flesh was all exposed :((( i wanted to cry in that instant but thats when we started going up the hill so its not like i was going to throw a fit right then and there. but i was just saying MEU DEUS :( when i got off i started looking for an aloe vera plant and my survival instinct kicked in and my eagle eyes found a random plant and i ran to it and ripped off a piece and put it on immediately. my friends were like what the heck that isnt your plant but i was like DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CAREE, IM DYING IM PUTTING DISS ON MY LEG YOU HOE GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT ITS NOT YOURS BUSINESS, I EVEN WENT BACK A SECOND TIME TO GET ANOTHER PIECE. If youre trying to survive the last thing you care about is who owns the plant belongs to! lolz ughhh the day was a fail we went all the way up the hill to my friends place for nothing, the plans fell through, i wasted my time plus i got burned. wooo, well at least i didnt die. (yet) ugh i just want to survive and make it out alive and back to the states.