I think I have a problem with throwing things

okay so ever since i can remember ive been shooting things into the trash can instead of getting up and walking over to throw them away. i feel that this action has been legitimated and thus continued based on the fact that im actually really goood and it probably cuz i yell kobe as i launch whatever i throw. but anyways yeah id say 8 out of 10 times i make all my shots where it be water bottles, paper balls, fruit rinds and pieces of cheese. In class the other day I was sitting up towards the top of the class and i decided to throw the remainder of my apple. well i missed by the closest margin folks, really it was a heartbreaker but the damn apple decided to disintegrate almost through impact so my teacher went over to throw it in the trash, i was really embarrassed well not really cuz he's a nice guy who motioned me to stay seated even when i looked as if i was getting up. I tried the same shot another time and I made it, it felt so good!!!! But okay oh haha this makes me remember when i chucked a banana peel in portuguese class and it almost hit our guest lecturer. bahahaha oh that was too good. clelia did get kind of mad at me though. BUT ANYWAYSS SEGWAY MUCHHH??? Ok so yeah part of this throwing condition comes from the mere fact that im too lazy to get up lets be real, okay so tonight i had slices some pieces of cheese and brought them back to the living room. well gosh darnnit i dropped one on the floor and since my leg is kinda not 100% cuz of my burn, I dont like getting up more than i already am forced to, so i decided to throw the big piece of cheese out the big window that was wide open in our living room. So yeah if you see a piece of cheese on the street in Copacabana, it was me. sorry.