i love papaya thats my f*ckin problem

papayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa or how they call it here mamaoooooo, is like my favorite fruitttt and sometimes i sneak into the fruit basket or the fridge and i steal some from granny, well come on its not stealing if i pay to be fed, but like idk i feel like a badass if i take some of it from her while she sleeps, idk im hungry and i like to eat fruit at night, damn it whats wrong with that huh!!!! papaya is super goood for you for your stomach and if you want to know it makes your poop smell like papaya too! not too bad huh! so manyyyyy benefits people!!! just the annoying part is having to cut it and encountering the bajillion trillion little seeds inside and doing away with them. oh well, its worth it, just to have you in my mouth papaya!! love you sincerely ur number one fan, meliii mel.