shit happens

yeah i stepped on pooop tonight you know what it happens, i washed my shoe and now its over. maybe its good luck? i was like daaaa fuqqqq is dat smeellllllllll right nowwww, dat is not what my body odor smells like dat is fooeee shooooo and surely i pick up my shoeeee and it was in fact poop! eeeek hopefully it was dog poop and not any other species'